The Ultimate Ratchet & Clank HD Collection Trophy List

Let me set the mood for you.  You’re 10 years younger – slightly more attractive, but not as wise.  “Hot in Herre” by Nelly was at the top of the music charts (go ahead – listen to it again.  No one is judging you).  xXx staring Vin Diesel somehow made $277 million dollars.  Annoying long scarves were annoyingly fashionable.  And a 12 year old me was off drinking as many Mountain Dew: Code Red as possible.  It’s 2002.

Moodified yet?  Good.  Because I’m about to drop Nostalgia Bomb on your face.  It was 10 years ago that we experienced our first slice a Lombax and his robot friend: Ratchet & Clank.  We delved into a game full of cheeky wit, massive exploration and gravity defying weapons.  And man, oh man, did we love it.

But that was 10 years ago.  It’s now 2012 and the 10th anniversary of Ratchet & Clank.  In celebration, the Ratchet & Clank HD Collection containing the first three games in the franchise is landing soon with a shiny new graphical overhaul.  But that’s not all.  The game also contains a little thing called Trophies.  Yes, those virtual symbols of monumental gaming accomplishment are now a staple of our culture.  And, yes, the Ratchet & Clank HD Collection has a mountainous amount of trophies for you to earn and treasure.  And, yes, there are three Platinum’s.  Get excited trophy hoarders.

Here’s a rundown of my favorite trophies from the Collection:

Bolt Collector (Sliver) – Ratchet & Clank

For this trophy you need to collect 1,000,000 bolts in the game.  I know what you’re thinking: “B-Ra, it was so simple to get a milli bolts in Ratchet game.  This will be easy breezy!”  Well, that was in the newer Ratchet games, sir or madam.  The original doesn’t give em’ out easily like their Pauly Shore’s autograph.  You need to earn them.

Cluck, Cluck (Bronze) – Ratchet & Clank

Guns are fun, right? (the virtual ones, kids) How do you make them more fun?  Make the gun turn enemies into chickens.  Like a tank!  Now it’s a chicken tank!  Which is ironic, because I wouldn’t be a chicken if I was in a tank.  Not that I’m a chicken normally…

More Vandalism? (Bronze) – Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando

Creating is a magnificent experience.  There is a certain spectral joy that comes from crafting something. However, most of the time this creative joy pales into comparison to the visceral pleasure of destruction.  So, go on.  Enjoy yourself.  Destroy everything in the Megacorp Store on Planet Oozla.  It’s the Ratchet way.

Omega Man (Silver) – Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal

No, this isn’t a trophy for watching the screentastic 1970’s sci-fi film The Omega Man.  It’s even better than that.  You get this puppy by buying all the Omega versions of the weapons in the game.  So, after you up your arsenal – you need to up it again.  And then you should watch The Omega Man because it’ll make your day at least 20% cooler.

Skill Master (Silver) – Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal

Fun Fact: Insomniac was doing trophies before it was cool with Skill Points.  To get this Trophy you need to get all the Skill Points in the game.  So, let me lay it out for you.  You do a bunch of challenges, to unlock a challenge, which is a part of another set of challenges you have to unlock.  Meta.  All it needs is a few *BWAAAAA*’s and it’s good to go.

Let’s take a look at the rest of the bunch, shall we?

Ratchet & Clank

Platinum              Gadget Master                                 Obtain All Ratchet and Clank Trophies

 

Gold      Bolt Commando               Gather All 40 Golden Bolts throughout the game

Gold      Skillful                                 Master all 30 skill points

Gold      “Ratchet, King Midas ”   Obtain all ten gold weapons

Gold      Drek This!                           Defeat Chairman Drek

Gold      Speedy                                 Beat the hoverboard challenge in less than 1:35 on Rilgar

Silver     Ultimate Animal              Obtain the R.Y.N.O

Silver     Twisted Hoverboard       Do a “Twisty McMarx” in the hoverboard Race

Silver     Unlock Sketchbook        Attain 15 Skill Points to Unlock Sketchbook in Menu

Silver     Vandal                                 Destroy all streetlights in Oltanis

Silver     Girl Trouble                      Defeat Blarg Station Alien Queen using only the wrench!

Silver     Gadgeteer                          Obtain all regular gadgets

Silver     Nano This!                         Upgrade to Ultra Nanotech

Silver     Bolt Collector                    “Collect 1,000,000 Bolts”

Silver     All Qwark’d Up                  Defeat Captain Qwark’s Ship

Silver     Eat Lead                               Use a Sand Mouse to destroy all the tanks on Batalia

Bronze    Hey, Over Here!              Lure an enemy into a forcefield on Orxon

Bronze    Strike a Pose!                    Stand between AL’s Roboshack Statues legs on Kerwen

Bronze    Vehicle Bombardier        Blow Up 10 Vehicles on Eudora

Bronze    “Cluck, Cluck ”                 Turn a tank into a chicken on Rilgar

Bronze    Qwarktastic                        Destroy Captain Qwark training robot on Kerwen

Bronze    Take Aim                            Destroy a fighter or bomber on Novalis

Bronze   Transported                        Destroy three flying transports on Aridia

Bronze    Destroyed                           “On Gaspar, blow up all Blarg destroyers”

Bronze    Sniper                                   Shoot a Scream through the sniper hole on Orxon

Bronze    Lombax Magnetic            Obtain the Magneboots

Bronze    Buried Treasure                Find and destroy all the crates in the ocean on Pokitaru

Bronze    Hit Me More!                     Obtain the Premium Nano upgrade

Bronze    These are not the droids you’re looking for…    Obtain the Persuader

Bronze    Magician                              Score 4500+ on a hoverboard race on Kalebo III

Bronze    Very Sucky                          Obtain the Suck Cannon

Bronze    Pest Control                       Kill all Anklebiter on Planet Hoven

Bronze    Sitting Duck                        Destroy all cargo ships in the base on Orbital Oltanis

Bronze    Careful Cruise                   Traverse the water region without losing any health on Veldin’ Orbital Station

Bronze    Going Commando            Kill 10 elite guards with only the wrench on Veldin

 

Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando

Platinum              He Went Commando     Obtain All Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando trophies

 

Gold      Platinum Power                Obtain All 40 Platinum Bolts

Gold      Super Skilled                                         Attain All 30 Skill Points

Gold      Destruction Time                               “All Weapons, all fully upgraded”

Gold      Mutation Complete                           Defeat Mutated Protopet

Gold      I got bolts to trade                              Collect 2 Million Bolts

Silver     Wrench Ninja II: Massacre           Kill all enemies with a wrench and without dying on Planet Joba

Silver     Nano To The Max                            Max out Nanotech Upgrades

Silver     That’s Impossible!                           “Beat the “”Impossible Challenge”” in the Megacorp games”

Silver     Nice Ride                                             “Buy all weapons, shields, and upgrades for your ship”

Silver     Bolted Down                                        Collect 1 Million Bolts

Silver     Midtown Insanity                              Grind the train rails without tanking any damage on Planet Damosel

Silver     Wrech Ninja: Blade to Blade         Defeat Chainblade in the Arena using only the wrench

Silver     Now its time…                                    Obtain R.Y.N.O. II

Silver     BFG                                                        Obtain the Zodiac Gadget

Bronze  Heal Your Chi                                     Collect 100 Crystals in the desert of Tabora

Bronze  Safety Deposit                                     Protect the 4 civilians in the bank from robtos on Planet Damosel

Bronze  More Vandalism?                              Break all breakable inside Megacorp Store on Planet Oozla

Bronze  Clank Needs a New Pair of Shoes     Play slot machines until you win 300 bolts and the skill point

Bronze  Robo Rampage                                    “On Planet Dobo, destroy every building in the city during the boss battle.”

Bronze  Bolt Scavenger II                                “Collect 100,000 Bolts”

Bronze  Speed Demon                                      “On Planet Barlow, get a time of 2:10 or less in the hoverbike race”

Bronze  Prehistoric Rampage                         Shoot down the pterodactyls on Planet Oozla

Bronze  Museum Tour                                 Gain access to the Insomniac Museum

Bronze  Be a Moon Child                            Mine all 101 crystals in the ice fields on Greblin

Bronze  2B Hit or Not 2B Hit                    Defeat B2 Brawler with only the wrench in the Gladiator Arena

Bronze  Operate Heavy Machinery           Destroy 10 robots on Endako using the cranes

Bronze  No Shocking Developments        Grind the power cable and lumber yard without taking damage on Planet Boldan

Bronze  More Bolts?                                        “Collect 50,000 Bolts”

Bronze  You can Break a Snow Dan           Blow up the snowman on Siberius

Bronze  Bye Bye Birdies                                  Kill 12 birds on Planet Joba

Bronze  You’re My Hero                                Protect all tourists on Planet Todano from the squirrels

Bronze  Try to Sleep                                        Turn 16 Squirrels into Sheep on Planet Todano

Bronze  Moving Violation                             Shoot down 14 ships on Snivelak

Bronze  Yay Carbon                                        Obtain Carbonox Armor

 

Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal

Platinum              Hero of the Galaxy          Obtain All Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal trophies

Gold      Thorough                            Obtain all 40 Titanium bolts

Gold      Skill Master                         Attain All 30 Skill Points

Gold      Omega Man                       Get all the Omega Weapons including the Rhynocerator

Gold      Friend of the Rangers    Complete every battle mission

Gold      Biobliteration                     Defeat the Biobliterator to complete the game

Silver     Nefarious No More                         Defeat Dr. Nefarious in the Final Battle

Silver     Strive for Arcade Perfection        Get all Qwark Tokens (100%) on all Vid Comics

Silver     Bash the Bug                                      Defeat Scorpio with only the wrench in Annihilation Nation

Silver     Qwarktastic Win                               Complete the Qwarktastic Battle in Annihilation Nation

Silver     RY3NO                                                  Attain the RY3NO Gadget

Silver     Nano Finder                                       Get Ratchet’s Nanotech up to 200 (Maxed out!)

Silver     Mini Ratchet                                      Find the Ratchet Trophy

Silver     Secret Agent Clank                          Find the Clank Trophy

Silver     They Never Stop Comin’!             Collect 10 Million Bolts

Bronze    Stay Squeeky Clean                      “Complete the “”Path of Death”” on Florana without taking any damage”

Bronze    Monkeying Around                       Hit Skrunch the monkey twice with your wrench on the Starship Phoenix

Bronze    Reflect on How to Score             Kill 25 enemies with the Refractor on Marcadia

Bronze    Search for Sunken Treasure      Destroy all underwater crates on Planet Aquatos

Bronze    Eight The Champion                      Complete all 8 Gauntlet Challenges on Annihilation Nation

Bronze    Flee Flawlessly                                 Complete any Gauntlet Challenge without taking any damage

Bronze    Hit the Motherload                       Collect all 101 Sewer Crystals on Aquatos

Bronze    Bugs to Birds                                    Convert 15 Blood Flies into Ducks on Daxx

Bronze    Get to the Belt                                 Jump up onto the Asteroid Belt on the Obani Moon

Bronze    Feeling Lucky?                              Hit the jackpot on a slot machine in Holostar Studios

Bronze    It was a very good year…            Destroy a Blimp flying around Metropolis

Bronze    Suck It Up                                        Kill 40 enemies with the Suck Cannon at the Crash Site

Bronze    Go For Hang Time                         Get 2 seconds of air with the Turbo-Slider on Aridia

Bronze    Break the Dan                                 Destroy the Snowman at Qwark’s Hideout

Bronze    Penicillin Anyone?                         Infect 30 enemies with the Infector Gadget on Mylon

Bronze    Zap Back At Ya’                                Kill 10 enemies with your Refractor Gadget on Aridia

Bronze    These things keep comin’!         Collect 1 Million Bolts

Bronze    Keep the Temperature Low      Get the Snowman Skin

 

Whew, that was a long list.  I literally had to type all that out and to be honest my hand is cramping at this point.  That’s bad for my impending arthritis, but great for all you gamers out there.  Now you get to experience three classic Ratchets all over again in HD – while it levels up your gamer cred.  Has there ever been a bigger Win/Win?  Nay.

So, crank up the Nelly.  Go give $10 to Vin Diesel and ask him to punch something.  And go to the Smithsonian and steal a scarf.  It’s time to party like it’s 2002, my friends.  It’s time to save the galaxy with Ratchet & Clank once again.

Preorder the Ratchet & Clank HD Collection here.

  • Melazzee

    Bolt Collector in RaC1 only a SILVER trophy? Aww, you guys are mean ;P

    • nicky11123

      in ratchet and clank 1 its gonna be hard to get a million bolts :(

  • ktiger34

    Fantastic! I’m glad that you have to 100% the games in order to get each platinum trophy.

  • raycey

    Only a silver for 1 million bolts in R&C1? When was the last time the person who came up with that played the game? I’m guessing never.

    So NOT looking forward to getting those hoverboard trophies, I hate hoverboarding. >:(

    Then there are those Ace Bunyan races, sheesh.

    Other than the above, easy breezy. :)

  • CPT-HAZE

    This is amazing, I can’t wait for the surprise Ted Price was talking about in the North American release. I love you Insomniac

  • DarkMegamanSX900

    One word DAM!!!!! ok Insomniac bring it on!!!

  • LoathsomeLittleLombax

    Challenge Accepted. Bring it on! 8)

    • DarkMegamanSX900

      yep that is my line Challenge Accepted!! thanks for the reminder Loathsome LOL LOL

  • ssj4dragon

    1 million bolts is going to be so difficult.

  • Sprock Ett

    YAY! :D Im so happy! Whoever wrote this blog is genius! I sing Hot In Herre every day :I Maybe.
    I’m a little sad that Australia is getting the collection much later than it said xD Late June or something….BAH CAN’T WAIT!!!

  • Tigranater

    I thought that 1mil bolts thing was a typo! Getting 150,000 was hard enough. You really can’t be serious with giving us 1,000,000 to earn?

    Damn, my trophy guide will take aaaages :P

  • madmarsrocks

    1,000,000 bolts?! That’s almost as overwhelming as homework. D:

    • http://www.facebook.com/chance.champion Chance Champion

      its tough but at least its cumulative and not just all at once. personally took me 4 play throughs using only the Wholliper, Suck Cannon, Taunter, and R.Y.N.O to get it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jana-K-Ricketts/100000514556961 Jana K Ricketts

    lol ah 2002. I was also 12 and yes, mt dew code red was the best. Im working on getting the plat for ratchet2 uhg..these damn nanotech…at the end of the game and need 16 more. tired of doing the impossible challenge. man u guys make us WORK for the plat! lol

  • Sammy Brode

    in up your arsenal what about the skill point —–Be a sharpshooter—